The Tragic Tale of the Tacos

In a world where tacos are abundant, one man's love for them was his demise. Meet John, a 30-year-old man who had it all: a loving wife, a 401k, and a stomach that could fit 5 extra pounds of beef and cheese.

But John's love for tacos was a ticking time bomb. He spent all his free time scouring the city for the perfect street cart, the perfect taco joint, and the perfect taco Tuesdays.

His wife grew concerned, but John couldn't help himself. He'd eat a whole 5-gallon bucket of salsa in one sitting, only to cry himself to sleep in a puddle of nacho cheese sauce.

The tragic tale of John's taco addiction was one of love, loss, and the unending pursuit of the perfect crunch. His story serves as a cautionary tale to all who would dare to love the sacred tortilla