Taco Trap Symptoms 101: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Stuck in a Taco Shell

Are you experiencing any of the following symptoms?

Uncontrollable cravings for crunchy shell and creamy cheese
Difficulty walking away from the kitchen without devouring an entire bag of tortilla chips
Unexplained stains on your shirt from what can only be described as "a mysterious red substance"
Increased risk of getting stuck in a taco shell, with or without cheese
Unusual urges to shout "TACO!" at the top of your lungs

Don't worry, you're not alone! Millions of people are trapped in the grip of the Taco Trap.