Welcome, young taco enthusiasts, to the world of Taco Throwdowns! In this esteemed institution, we teach the art of taco-fu, the ancient and revered discipline of throwing, flipping, and tossing tacos with precision and flair.
Our curriculum includes, but is not limited to:
Ready to take your taco game to the next level? Click Taco Throwdown 201 to learn how to toss, flip, and throw like a pro!
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Taco Surgery, where we'll teach you how to surgically repair and reassemble your tacos after a particularly nasty throw.
And, for the truly brave, Taco Ninja Training will teach you how to infiltrate the kitchens of your enemies and steal their tacos.
Taco Fu is a comprehensive guide to the mystical and ancient art of taco-fu, where the principles of tai chi meet the crunch of a perfectly seasoned taco.
Taco Trivia is for those who like to test their knowledge and compete with their peers. Can you handle the questions?
Taco Recipes is our collection of recipes for tacos that will make you a taco master!
And, for our most esteemed students, The Secret Taco Society will reveal the hidden secrets and mysteries of the taco world.
Happy taco-ing!