Recipes from the depths of TACO TUESDAY

Welcome, peasant. Today's menu includes:

Today, we're featuring the infamous Taco Supreme, a dish so good, it'll make you question the fabric of reality.

But wait, there's more! We have:

Don't forget to try our Special of the Week: Quesadilla of the Damned

Quesadilla of the Damned

A quesadilla so dark, so foreboding, it'll haunt your dreams.

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup of the finest, most malevolent cheese dust
  • 1/2 cup of the tears of the innocent
  • 1/2 cup of the darkest, most foreboding sauce

Instructions:

  • Cook in a pit of despair, surrounded by the wailing of the damned.
  • Serve with a side of existential dread.