Tactics for the Utterly Inept

3. The Absolute Chaos

When all else fails, resort to complete and utter chaos. This is the final, desperate gambit of the inept.

Subtactics:

• 3.5. Surrendering to the Abyss
• 3.7. Calling for External Help
• 3.99. Throwing Yourself Off a Cliff

Remember, this is the worst possible solution, and you should probably just try 3.1. Trying Anything Else first.