Placeboing is a highly underappreciated art form, where one creates the illusion of productivity while accomplishing nothing.
It's a delicate dance of pretending to work while secretly scrolling through cat videos.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the following courses:
In this course, you'll learn how to convincingly fake a busy schedule, perfect your procrastination techniques, and master the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Continue to The Illusion of Urgency
Take your skills to the next level with our advanced course on creating the perfect to-do list, crafting the perfect excuse, and mastering the art of making your boss think you're working.
Continue to The Pretense of Productivity
Get started on your journey to becoming a master placeboiner with our beginner's course, covering the basics of doing nothing, creating the perfect distraction, and fooling your family into thinking you're not lazy.