Deep in the heart of the salad bowl, where the croutons of conflict reign supreme, the Greens of War have taken hold.
These aren't your average, everyday greens. No, these are the Greens of War: a tangled mess of kale, collard, and arugula, all vying for dominance in a world of endless struggle.
But fear not, for in this salad bowl of chaos, a hero emerges: the fearless and fearless Captain Cucumber, leader of the Greens of War.
Captain Cucumber, with his trusty sidekicks, the Carrots of Conquest, shall lead the charge against the evil forces of the Desert of Dullness.
But wait, there's more! In a shocking twist, the Carrots of Conquest have turned against Captain Cucumber. Can the Greens of War survive the treachery?