It's that time of year again: the season of false resolutions, empty promises, and desperate attempts to change the things that are fundamentally, irrevocably wrong.
You know, it's like the myth of Sisyphus, but instead of pushing a boulder up a mountain, you're just pushing a to-do list up your own personal hill of despair.
4. When in Doubt: The Art of Procrastination
5. Throwing Good Work: The Sisyphean Paradox
Or, you know, just do what I do: pretend you're trying, but really just phone in a half-hearted effort and call it 'good enough'.
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😝😝😝 (shrug)