The Art of Being Invisible

By the power of the ancient art of being invisible, you can walk into a room, unnoticed, and steal all the snacks.

This is a technique that takes years to master, but trust us, it's worth it.

First, you must learn to blend in with your surroundings.

This is achieved through a series of intense, rigorous exercises, including, but not limited to:

Wearing a plain white t-shirt in a sea of neon-colored chaos.

Staying perfectly still while everyone around you is moving like a frantic, out-of-control hamster.

Not rolling your eyes at the most heinous fashion disasters.

And for the truly advanced practitioners:

Becoming a slightly less annoying than the person in front of you.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so get out there and start being invisible today!