By the power of the ancient art of being invisible, you can walk into a room, unnoticed, and steal all the snacks.
This is a technique that takes years to master, but trust us, it's worth it.
First, you must learn to blend in with your surroundings.
This is achieved through a series of intense, rigorous exercises, including, but not limited to:
Wearing a plain white t-shirt in a sea of neon-colored chaos.
Staying perfectly still while everyone around you is moving like a frantic, out-of-control hamster.
Not rolling your eyes at the most heinous fashion disasters.
And for the truly advanced practitioners:
Becoming a slightly less annoying than the person in front of you.
Remember, practice makes perfect, so get out there and start being invisible today!