For three days, we will watch 72 hoursประกof non-stop cat videos, eat 3000 slices of pizza, and play 200 rounds of "Who can hold their breath the longest?"
We will watch 24 hours of cat videos in a row, with only 5-minute breaks to stretch our legs and scream for help
We will eat 1000 slices of pizza in one sitting, with a focus on topping diversity and sauce-to-cheese ratio optimization
We will compete in 100 rounds of "Who can hold their breath the longest?" with prizes for most oxygen deprivation and longest time spent gasping for air
We will be the champions of nothingness, and our records will be forever etched into the annals of binging history