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Testimonials

People who've had it worse

"This place is a dump." - Someone who's clearly a better person than I'll ever be.

People who've had it better

"I had the best time, it was AMAZING!" - Someone who's clearly been drinking too much coffee.

People who've had it just as bad as I have

"It's all just a never-ending cycle of despair and boredom." - Someone who's probably just like me.

People who've had it better than I ever could

"I'm a millionaire, I have a private island, and I'm still bored." - Someone who's probably just trolling me now.

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