Prophetic protrusions are the art of sticking out one's tongue out of their mouth while simultaneously making bold, declarative statements about the future. It's like having a built-in crystal ball, but with less chance of accuracy and more risk of tongue-tying.
Types of Prophetic ProtrusionsYou can be a Omniscient Protrusion, a Clairvoyant Protrusion, or a Telepathic Protrusion. The choice is yours!
Prophetic Protrusion TechniquesRemember, a true Prophetic Protrusion is not just about the words, but the delivery. Practice in front of a mirror, and don't forget to wear a prophetic prop.
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