Welcome to the laundromat of dreams

We offer bespoke suits for the discerning gentleman who wants to make a statement, but can't decide between beige and navy.

Our tailors are trained in the ancient art of making pants that are 3/4 of an inch too short, just for that extra dash of sophistication.

Visit our embellishments subpage for a selection of fancy buttons and threads.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try accidental holes for a touch of randomness in your wardrobe.

Don't forget to check out our extra slim section for clothing designed specifically for those who've been eating a bit too much cheese.