You've mastered the ancient art of making a decent cup of tea, but now it's time to take it to the next level. In this step, you will learn how to procrastinate like a boss.
First, find a comfy chair. Not just any chair, but one that's been specifically designed for maximum relaxation. Our team of experts has carefully selected the most ergonomic, most plush, most procrastination-inducing chair in the world.
Next, put on your favorite procrastination outfit. We recommend something with a high-contrast color scheme, like our signature 'I'm-not-doing-anything-but-pretending-to-be-productive' t-shirt.
Now, put your feet up, and let the world outside melt away. Remember, the key to mastering the art of procrastination is to never leave your chair, ever.
But don't just sit there, do something! Browse the next step, where you'll learn how to craft the perfect excuse for not doing anything at all.