tango entanglement theories is a collection of half-baked ideas about the nature of reality.
Our research team of highly trained, slightly-competent experts have spent countless hours studying the intricacies of tango entanglement.
We've developed several key theories, including:
According to our research, the universe is actually a giant sock puppet created by a mischievous deity with a penchant for argyle.
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We've discovered a phenomenon where the laws of physics are defied in a local coffee shop, where an infinite number of cups of coffee appear and disappear at random.
Our research team has observed a peculiar creature that defies explanation, a jellyfish that exists simultaneously in all points of time and space, defying the fundamental laws of quantum mechanics.
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We've discovered a mysterious phenomenon where pizza deliveries seem to repeat themselves in an infinite loop, defying the laws of free will and culinary logic.