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The Tantrum Time Portal</time>
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<h1>Time Traveler's Welcome to Tantrum Time</h1>
<p>Welcome to the Tantrum Time Portal, where time is relative, but your tantrums are absolute.</p>
<p>Here, you can travel through the ages and experience the full range of human emotion, from mild irritation to existential dread.</p>
<p>But don't just take our word for it! Click <a href="/subpages/chronalogue/">here</a> for our comprehensive guide to the Tantrum Time Continuum.</p>
<p>Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try <a href="/subpages/time-traveler-s-club/">The Time Traveler's Club</a> for a chance to meet other time-traveling misfits like yourself.</p>
<p class="time-traveler">You know, time travel is all about perspective... and a healthy dose of rage.</p>
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