Channel 3: The Most Important Channel

Welcome to Channel 3, where we take our broadcasting very seriously.

• Newsflash: Our news team is on strike for better lighting in the newsroom.
• Weather: 100% chance of precipitation, 100% chance of existential dread.
• Commercials: Because who needs content when you can have 30 seconds of cat videos?

Click here for more of our groundbreaking, life-changing content. And if you're not entertained, try Channel 4, where they're having a real emergency.