Tap Selection: "Hoppy" Edition

Here, you can explore an assortment of craft beers that defy the laws of sanity.

Tap 1: Tap of Despair - A pilsner that will make you question the meaning of life.

Tap 2: Beer Tap of Ignorance - A lager that's so bland, you'll forget you're drinking it.

Tap 3: Beer Tap of Disgust - A stout that tastes like someone poured gasoline into your mouth.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Tap 4: Beer Tap of Confusion - A beer that defies categorization, because who needs categories, really?