Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you yearn for the freedom to lounge in bed until noon? Look no further, friend! Welcome to the Tomorrow Mindset, where we proudly declare: "Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, and maybe the day after tomorrow, we'll get things done."
Our philosophy is simple: the world can wait. Literally, it can wait. You, on the other hand, cannot. Or can you?
const tardiness = 0.5 * (morningMotivation + snoozingTime);