Tardiness Polite Etiquette

We're glad you asked, but please, for the love of all things sane, do not be late.

Here are the basic rules of Tardiness Polite Etiquette:

• Arrive exactly 5 minutes early for all social engagements.
• If you're running late, send a strongly-worded apology message.
• Never, ever be late for brunch.

Subpages:

• Lateness as a Form of Performance Art
• Overcompensating for Tardiness: The Agony of the Long Coat
• Etiquette for Those Who Are Inherently Tardy