Extra Time for the Extra-Ordinary

The Unofficial Guide to Requesting More Time

Are you tired of the usual 24-hour clock cycle? Do you find yourself stuck in an infinite loop of productivity and responsibility? Look no further! This is the Tardiness Request Form, where you can submit your plea for extra time. Don't be late! Be tardy!

Remember, we're not just talking about the usual "I'm running a bit behind" excuses. No, no, no. This is a full-on, no-holds-barred, extra-time-wherever-you-need-it approach to life.

So, what are you waiting for? Fill out the Tardiness Request Form and take your first step towards becoming the master of the 48-hour clock cycle!

And don't forget to check out our Tardiness Benefits page for more information on how extra time can improve your life!