What is Tardiness?
Tardiness is a condition where one's perception of time is delayed or slowed down. It's like being stuck in a time loop, but without the cool DeLorean.
Symptoms include:
- Feeling like time is passing normally, but actually it's not
- Difficulty keeping appointments and deadlines
- Spending hours browsing cat videos
- Forgetting what day it is
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Tardiness in Public: A Guide
Late Birthdays: The Ultimate Tardiness
A late birthday is the ultimate manifestation of tardiness. It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, you're not even worthy of proper timing."
Causes of late birthdays include:
- Procrastination
- Overestimating your abilities
- Underestimating the importance of birthdays
Learn how to deal with tardiness in public