Tardiness in the Bathroom: A Study of the Most Elusive of Concepts

Introduction

Tardiness is a phenomenon that has puzzled scientists and philosophers for centuries. It is the art of doing nothing, but doing it with style.

Causes of Tardiness

There are many factors that contribute to the development of tardiness in the bathroom:

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Case Studies

Here are a few case studies of notable tardiness incidents:

The Great Toilet Paper Debacle of 2018

A group of researchers spent 45 minutes deciding which type of toilet paper to use. Their findings were inconclusive.

The 30-Minute Shower Stall

A brave soul took a shower and spent 30 minutes adjusting the water temperature. He never did get out of the stall.

The Infinite Loop of Scrubbing

A diligent citizen spent an hour in the bathroom scrubbing their hands, convinced that they were not clean enough.

Conclusion

Tardiness is a complex and multifaceted phenomenon that affects us all. We can learn to overcome it, but it will always lurk in the corners of our minds, waiting to pounce.

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