Because, let's face it, we've all been there.
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According prophets, the ancient Greeks were masters of tardiness. They had an art form dedicated to it, "The Art of Showing Up Late." But we're not here to talk about that.
Here's the deal. Tardiness is not just about being late, it's a lifestyle. A way of life that says, "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a punctual person. And, honestly, I'm not a functioning member of society."
So, here's our policy. If you're late, just be late. Don't make up some excuse. Don't blame the bus. Don't say the coffee shop ran out of croissants. Just be late.
And, if you're really late, just send a text saying, "Hey, I'm running a little behind, but I'm on my way." And, if that's not possible, just don't show up at all.