Tardiness Policy

Warning: Tardiness May Cause Disarray

At Tardiness Central, we take tardiness very seriously. Unfortunately, our records show that you, the user, are TARDY today. Like, really tardy. Like, you-should-never-leave-your-bed-in-the-morning tardy.

• Arrival Time: Whenever you get here, really.
• Tardiness Level: Critical
• Recommended Action: Stay in bed, we won't judge.