At Tardiness, Inc., we believe that the right to be late is a fundamental human right. Our policy is simple: if you're late, you're not late. You're just... fashionably delayed.
Our Tardiness Philosophy is based on the principles of Existentialist Tardiness, which states that the purpose of existence is to exist, and if you're going to exist, you might as well be a few minutes late.
Our Tardiness Policy is designed to accommodate the needs of the tardy, the slow, and the perpetually late. We understand that punctuality is overrated, and that the art of being on time is a lost art.
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