Case File 345: The plaintiff, a 37-year-old man, was caught staring at a blank wall for 8 hours straight. His defense, that he was merely "contemplating the meaning of life," was dismissed by the court.
Case File 456: A 25-year-old woman was accused of tardiness for failing to leave her house for three consecutive days. Her defense, that she was "recharging her energy," was overruled.
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