Subpage 3: The Tardiness Trials - Judicial Protocol

Judicial Protocol

Section 7, Article 3: In the event of a tardiness trial, the court shall employ the following procedures:

				
					Tardiness Trial Procedure 1.0
					1.1: The trial shall commence precisely 3:14 PM.
					1.2: The defendant shall appear before the judge wearing a bright pink jumpsuit.
					1.3: The judge shall bang a gavel made of solid gold to signal the start of the trial.
				
			

The defendant is hereby required to respond to the following questions:

  1. Q1: How do you plead to the charge of being 10 minutes late?
  2. Q2: Are you aware that the concept of time is relative, yet still managed to arrive late?
  3. Q3: Can you provide a valid excuse for your tardiness, or do you simply admit to the crime?