The Great Tardiness Trials and Benefits

Tardiness Benefits:

Develops a keen sense of timelessness, allowing one to transcend the mundane constraints of the universe.
Enhances creativity, as the mind is forced to think outside the box... of time.
Builds character, as the individual learns to navigate the void left by procrastination.

The Tardiness Tribunal - a place where the most esteemed members of the Tardiness Community gather to judge one another's tardiness.
The Tardiness Trials by Fire - a series of rigorous, time-consuming challenges designed to test one's resolve.