```html The Tardiness Trials: Rules of Engagement

The Tardiness Trials: Rules of Engagement

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Be Late (Again)

Art. 1. ยง1: All tardiness shall be measured in increments of seconds, minutes, and hours. Any arrival after 5 minutes past the scheduled start time shall be considered Tardiness.

Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Be Distracted (By Your Phone)