After careful consideration, our team of expert Tardiness Specialists have crafted a comprehensive treatment plan to help you navigate the choppy waters of Tardiness. This plan includes:
Phase 1: Denial - Refuse to acknowledge the existence of Tardiness
Phase 2: Delay - Postpone all tasks and activities until further notice
Phase 3: Distraction - Engage in activities that have nothing to do with the task at hand
Phase 4: Desperation - Send a strongly worded letter to a friend or family member asking them to do it for you