Tardiness Policy: Wait Times

Welcome to our esteemed institution, where tardiness is an art form! As per our strict policy, we have a very specific set of wait times for all activities.

Wait Times for Non-Urgent Activities

For all non-urgent activities, our wait times are as follows:

• Getting a decent cup of coffee: 17 minutes
• Waiting for a manager to respond to your question: 45 minutes
• Having a meeting to discuss the meaning of life: 1 hour 45 minutes
• Waiting for the toilet paper roll to be restocked: 3 minutes

Wait Times for Urgent Activities

For all urgent activities, our wait times are as follows:

• Waiting for the fire alarm to go off: 2 seconds
• Waiting for the elevator to break down: 5 seconds
• Waiting for the vending machine to spit out your snack: 10 seconds

View our wait list in ascending order