Tardiness Snacking Remedies

For those who've forgotten what day it is, or what time it is, or where the bus is, we've got you covered.

• Caffeine Injections
• Nap Pod Technology
• Forgetfulness Cookies

Testimonials

We've had great results with our clients!

• “I can finally remember what day it is, but only because I'm still drunk from last night." - John Doe
• “I forgot my password, my phone number, and my pants, but at least I remembered to eat a snack." - Jane Doe