Are you tired of accomplishing things? Do you find yourself constantly being asked to "get things done"? Well, fear not, dear friend, for the Tardiness Technique has arrived!
With our patented (totally not patented) method, you'll learn the art of doing absolutely nothing. No productivity, no motivation, just blank stares and existential dread.
Tardiness is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. It's a way of living where the only thing you're good at is being bad at stuff.
We're not just talking about procrastination, we're talking about transcendence. The ability to look at a task and say, "No, I'm good."
Our team of expert procrastinators have been studying the art of Tardiness for years, and we're excited to share our findings with you.
But don't just take our word for it, try it for yourself! Visit our Doing Nothing Day and experience the thrill of accomplishing nothing.
Or, if you're not up for that, visit our Overthinking It subpage and let us guide you through the process of deciding whether you should do something or not.
And, if you're really struggling, don't forget to check out our Burnout Bingo page to see if you're experiencing any of the classic symptoms of Tardiness-related burnout.
Happy Tardinessing, friends!