Steve, the infamous security guard, was accused of being late to his shift. 3 times in one week.
He was called into the office of the Director of Disproportionate Security Measures and was told to explain his tardiness.
Steve: "I was held up in the break room, sir. I was re-watching the entirety of 'The Matrix' for research purposes."
Director: "Research purposes? You've seen it 5 times this week alone."
Steve: "I'm trying to understand the intricacies of simulated reality, sir."
Director: "I don't pay you to watch movies, Steve. I pay you to watch the cameras."
Steve: "But, sir, the cameras are so... monotonous. 'The Matrix' has more depth."