The Tardiness Tribunal: Official Rules

Rule 1: Thou shalt always be punctual.

Arrive on time for all meetings, appointments, and social engagements. Failure to do so shall be met with severe penalties.

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Rule 2: Thou shalt not use thy phone in public.

Put. it. away. We don't care about your Instagram likes. Or your cat videos. Or your existential crises.

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Rule 3: Thou shalt not eat Cheetos in public.

We don't want to see the evidence of thy snacking habits. It's a Tardiness Tribunal thing.

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And remember, Tardiness is a way of life.

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