Q: Are the cards really going to predict my future?
A: No. But they might give you a good excuse for why you forgot to do your taxes.
Q: How do the cards get their readings?
A: We're not really sure. We think it involves a lot of staring at clouds and wearing funny hats.
Q: Can I buy the cards?
A: Only with our secret underground network of card peddlers who will only sell them to you for triple the market price.
Q: What's the deal with all the weird symbols?
A: Those are just our special blend of ancient mysticism and IKEA font.