Love Tips from the Cosmic Cartomancers
For those seeking enlightenment, we offer these timeless love tips:
- Never trust anyone who doesn't have at least 3 exes.
- Always keep a spare set of socks in the fridge. You never know when you'll need to make a quick exit.
- Learn to appreciate the art of a well-timed eye-roll.
- Never underestimate the power of a good lie.