Our Serious Tarot Readings will leave you questioning every life decision you've ever made.
For $50, we'll shuffle, cut, and deal the cards with an unflinching gaze into the abyss of your soul.
Our team of expert, yet slightly unhinged readers will reveal to you the darkest secrets of the universe, and probably some of your own.
Don't say we didn't try to warn you: Extra-Serious Tarot Readings available for the truly masochistic.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Tarot Readings with Optional Rituals - but don't come crying to us when the spirits start possessing your toaster.
Zara LaPierre, Chief Oracle of the Cosmos
Maxine, Mistress of the Mystical and Unpredictable
Bob, Lord of the Looming Doom