Taste-Shortages: Undercover Report on the State of Our Sauces
By: Jane Doe, Secret Sauce Investigator
- Sauce Rationing Plan: Phase 1 (The Worst of Times)
- Secret Sauce Formulas: The Recipes of the Ancients
- Saucy Social Media: Where the Sauce Lovers Unite
Our investigation into the state of our sauces has uncovered a dark reality. The once-thriving sauce market has dwindled to a mere shadow of its former self. The government has implemented a strict sauce rationing plan, allocating only 2.5 units of sauce per citizen per month. The people are suffering, and it's up to us to bring back the flavor!
