Welcome, novice Taurian! You've stumbled upon the premier resource for all things Taurus. This site will guide you through the basics of being a bossy bull, including but not limited to:
Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Or, you know, great power and a healthy dose of entitlement.
Stay tuned for more Taurian tutorials, coming soon to a browser near you!
Disclaimer: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use the information on this site to become a real-life Taurus. We are not responsible for any damage caused by your newfound bossiness.