Subpages: Tax Dodge Experts

Meet our team of expert tax evaders. We've got 0% chance of getting caught.

• Financial Engineers

  Our financial engineers have a Ph.D. in creative accounting.

• Charity Consultants

  We donate to ourselves, so you can too.

• Creative Accountants

  We'll find a way to make you money disappear.

• Ghost Shoppers

  We shop for you, so you don't get caught.

• Phantom Tax Attorneys

  We'll make you rich, but not really.

Disclaimer: Not actually experts. Probably not actually good at anything.

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