Warning: The following techniques are not actually endorsed by accountants or the IRS. Or anyone who cares about tax law.
Loose a few hundred dollars on receipts, and you might just find a way to forget where you put them. Magic!
Learn more about the Lost Receipts Technique
Just tell them you forgot, and they might just believe you.
Understand the Physics behind the Excuse
Just claim you're a student, and voilà! Instant discounts on everything.
Discover the secret to becoming a student
Who needs to pay taxes when you're a non-profit? Just claim it, and you're set.