Advanced Phantom Income Generators

Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you want to break free from the shackles of traditional employment? Do you have a taste for the finer things in life, but not the means to obtain them?

Look no further than our Advanced Phantom Income Generators! These revolutionary tools will help you create a shadowy income stream, allowing you to live a life of luxury and leisure, without ever having to do any real work.

Here's how it works:

• Step 1: Create a shell company in a tax haven.
• Step 2: Invest in worthless assets (but claim they're worth something).
• Step 3: Write off your personal expenses as "business expenses"
• Step 4: Hire your friends and family as consultants (pay them in avocado toast)
• Step 5: Claim you're a "creative" and deduct your video game collection as "art supply expenses"

But wait, there's more! With our Advanced Phantom Income Generators, you'll also receive:

• A complimentary copy of "The Art of Doing Nothing: A 500-page guide to achieving maximum leisure time."
• A personalized certificate of authenticity, signed by a fake accountant.
• A 10% discount on all future shell company setup fees.

Don't wait any longer! Get your Advanced Phantom Income Generators today and join the ranks of the truly wealthy and idle!

Step 1: Shell Company Setup Step 2: Asset Inflation Step 3: Expense Deductions Step 4: Consultant Fees Step 5: Art Supply Expenses

                // Example of a well-crafted shell company
                // (Don't try this at home, kids)
                const shellCompany = new ShellCompany();
                shellCompany.name = "Your Name Here";
                shellCompany.address = "A PO Box, Anytown, USA";
                shellCompany.bankAccount = "1234567890";
                // ...