Rental Ghosting 101: A Guide to Vanishing into Thin Air
Chapter 1: The Art of Vanishing Act
Step 1: Move in, pretend to love it, and suddenly, you're gone!
Leave a cryptic note on the fridge, a lingering scent of cologne, and a faint memory of your existence.
Chapter 2: Mastering the Art of Misdirection
Leave your keys under the welcome mat, a trail of breadcrumbs leading to the door, and a whispered rumor of your whereabouts.
Make it look like you're moving to the moon, but really you're just in the next zip code over.
Chapter 3: The Finale: A Vanishing Act
Leave a forwarding address to the nearest coffee shop, a cryptic message on the mirror, and a whispered promise to return.
And voila! You've vanished into thin air, leaving only a faint memory and a slightly used up renter's insurance card.
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