Due to popular demand, we're releasing the most epic tax return form in all of history. Don't worry, it's not that complicated, but it's definitely going to make you feel like a boss.
Income from the sale of 1000 artisanal cat food cans:
1,000 * $5.00 = $5,000.00
Income from the sale of 2000 units of exotic jellyfish snacks:
2,000 * $2.50 = $5,000.00
Income from selling 3000 units of limited edition, glow-in-the-dark socks:
3,000 * $10.00 = $30,000.00
Grand Total: $40,000.00
Don't forget to claim your deductions for excessive cat videos watched, hours spent playing video games, and the cost of that one time you had to replace your favorite socks.
Cat Videos | Video Games | Favorite Socks
Remember, taxes are like catnip for accountants. They're fun for some, but not for others.
Don't get caught with a late return, or you'll have to deal with the wrath of the IRS. Trust us, we've seen it happen.