TEA TASTING NOTES

Earl Grey: Because Life is Like a Tragic Opera

A delicate balance of bergameneque and despair, with notes of existential dread. Best enjoyed while contemplating the futility of human existence.

Chai: The Spice of Life (or Not)

A symphony of cinnamon, ginger, and the crushing weight of societal expectations. Serve with a dash of desperation.

Jasmine Green: The Tea of Unrequited Love

A floral, yet bitter reminder of the transience of romance. Perfect for sipping alone while listening to sad indie music.

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