The Quantum Computer's Tea Time

Welcome to the most advanced, yet most confusing, tea shop in all of Neo-Brutalia. Our quantum computer has been programmed to brew the perfect cup of tea, but be warned: the flavors may change on you.

Quantum Tea Brewing Techniques | Tea and the Quantum Universe

Today's Featured Tea:

Quantum Chai Chaos

Brewed with a dash of uncertainty and a pinch of probability, our Quantum Chai is sure to change the flavor of your day.

Quantum Green Tea Infinity

Drink in the infinite possibilities of our Quantum Green Tea, where the flavor will never end.

Quantum Computer's Quirks:

The Quantum Computer is still learning to make tea, so please bear with us as we work out the bugs.

Side effects of using our quantum computer may include: