Tips for the Aspiring Brewmaster
Tip 1: Use only the finest imported tea leaves from the planet Zorgon.
Tip 2: Steep for exactly 7.5 minutes to achieve the perfect balance of flavors.
Tip 3: Never, ever, EVER use a tea infuser. It's a travesty.
Tip 4: Serve in a cup made of the finest, hand-hewn, G'lorkian silver.