TEA TIMER SLINGSHOT GENERATOR

TEA TIMER SLINGSHOT INDEX

TEA TIMER SLINGSHOT GENERATOR (The one that actually works)
TEA TIMER SLINGSHOT PHILOSOPHER (For those who question the very fabric of time)
TEA TIMER SLINGSHOT SCIENTIST (The one that's backed by science...ish)

As the great philosopher once said, "The only true constant is the constant changing of the tea leaves."

Or was it, "The tea timer slingshot is a tool for the masses, but the true beauty lies in the art of the brew."

Whatever the case, our slingshot philosopher is here to guide you through the ages of time.

Studies have shown that the optimal tea timer slingshot time is directly proportional to the square root of the tea leaf surface area.

But don't just take our word for it, here are some studies:

Study 1: "The Effects of Tea Timer Slingshot on the Human Body" ( Journal of Tea Science, Vol. 12, Issue 3)
Study 2: "The Correlation Between Tea Timer Slingshot and Tea Leaf Surface Area" (Journal of Advanced Tea Studies, Vol. 6, Issue 2)